ticketmaster's website is gay.......so is regions bank's.
the guy who does my nails is hawt...and asian...*swoon* lol.
im goin to see fall out boy nov. 2nd. so is anthony, kimmy, chuck, n alison so far.
OCK rules.
i hate my job.
im looking for a new job.
babyhead is adorable.
i have no life except for working and sleeping...
and spending my off days at chuck n kimmy's house.
and WoW of course.
mmm cigarette.
mmm waffles.
reality is for lovers.
[how else could you make it through the day?]
i need a shower.
i go to work at 5pm.
boo.
go check out my myspace.
i just redid my page.
www.myspace.com/a1mb0rtr
i want the name "hampleton" somewhere in my first boy's name.
my first daughter will be senoia shinault ________.
(pronounced se-no-a shi-no ________.)
kimmy's gonna have a baby boy on feb. 2nd.
i get to plan the baby shower bath. =)
he will be named jathen alexzander michael raymer.
w00t.
he will be my little buddy.
most def.
go show me love via myspace or facebook b/c i never check lj anymore.
keep li/oving.

just wanted to say this one guildie of mine is hawt! hehe. WoW FTW!!!

leave me love and inspire me to post more often. =p



truefuckinglove.
-aimee-

life is good. work is long. im sitting in ashley's living room about to go run errands. i thought i was locked in...silly me. i miss my babyhead. =( i thought i heard her collar jingling this morning but it musta been something else. /cry o well, another night or two and i'll see muh babee. btw, im in t-town so someone hit me up and we'll do somethin while im here.
keep li/oving.

so i have a dentist appt tomorrow so i decided to drive to fairhope home instead of waking up early and driving over in the morning. so on the drive home there was lightning all around like it had been doing all night, but no rain. very...eerie...yet comfortable. i decided to listen to country music the whole drive home. it was a really good mood i was in. and i got to thinking...i need some kind of change in my life. i need a man. not these boys i've been wasting my time on. a real man who is not a wishy-washy, self-pitying boy. someone who would rather do something with his life instead of sitting around feeling sorry for himself. i always wanted to get married before i could legally drink. i wish i had kimmy's out-goingness. she knows how to meet people. i talk to guys all day, they're just over 25 with families. meh. although my people skills have improved. i shoot charisma out my asshole now. you should see it sometime. back to the point, i don't want happily-ever-after. i want a challenge. i want someone who is there to point out my faults, take my criticism, and then work it out together. someone to talk to about work, or the traffic, or how beautiful the sky is at night when the clouds off in the distance are lit up with cloud-to-cloud lightning. someone to sit around and smoke cigarettes with and watch old audrey hepburn movies with. someone who will also watch football with me and pick the other team just to have something to pick on me about. just someone who isn't an asshole. someone who will remind me to balance my checkbook. bah, just someone. i dunno, sometimes i think im too old for my driver's license. it lies! i swear. darn government. i need to get out more. o, btw, im dropping to part-time at brett/robinson. gonna get a second job. i need to turn in my application to the zoo. i want some good outside work. you forget what 100 degree weather is like until you're running around in it for a few hours. but it's good for me. i've always liked the outdoors. we'll see how that goes. yea. welp, off to balance my checkbook.


All you better-thans that fed us shit,
Will be knocked on the floor,
So don't you place your bets just yet

new laptop.
same job.
i got top banana. woo!
im doing some reports and im tabitha and pam's wingman, depending on who's supervisor at the time.
babyhead is well and still adorable.
im hungry. gonna play refrigerator-raider soon.
got drunk with my supervisor tabitha the other night and got kicked out of the pool at her apartment complex.
going through WoW withdrawls b/c *someone* borrowed my discs last summer and didn't return them, and i haven't had time to go get WoW discs from a store b/c im always working.
my new aspiration is to be one of the doods who set up and tear down stages at concerts.
adam rodriguez is my new celebrity crush.
btw, he plays eric delko on csi: miami.
im workin july 4th. woo. not.
"gumbercules?! i love that guy!"
it still blows my mind that people get excited about a job that pays less than $7/hour. i make $8.50/hr after my weekly bonuses and i have trouble saving up anything.
people that settle for mediocrity, in general, blow my mind.
"we're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
i love from first to last's album "my teenage angst has a body count."
i have discovered a few lyrics i wouldn't mind screaming at the top of my lungs to a few choice people.
friday is gonna be crazy at work: over 600 check-ins.
yay for going in on my off day and making some uber overtime money.
yay for getting some overtime on this weeks check.
how the hell did i settle for a check less than $200 every 2 weeks?
i need a second job.
and an apartment.
and a roommate.
i need to get out more.
i need to meet a man.
i need to meet a man who knows what he wants and actually does something about it.
i think i'll go to the beach saturday. anyone wanna go with?
farewell. leave me comment-type love.
=)
♥

Tired of those same old 50 "questions about me" surveys? Well, here are 50 I almost guarantee you've never answered.

1. Are any of your toes on your foot connected?
not any more than they should be

2.Which do you use more a pen or pencil?
pencil

3. Look at your planner for June 30th. What, if anything, do you have planned?
nothing atm

4. Do you use toothpaste?
use in what way? i definitely do not use it as a sandwich spread.

5. What was the last thing you dreamed about?
good question

6. What color is you bedroom carpet?
light green, but a warm tone

7. How many passengers does your car hold?
5 supposedly. 2 comfortably.

8. Have you ever had a black and white cat?
yep. one named flash. one named frankie, as in frank sinatra...b/c he was black n white...signifying old films...get it?

9. What is your favorite canned soup?
chili

10. Do you know anyone who lives in Russia?
not that i know of...but i think the mcdonalds drive thru girl in fairhope is from russia

11. Did you ever go into a room and forget what you went in there for?
now what was i here for?

12. Who is the last baby that you held?
babyhead?

13. Do you know all the words to The Star Spangled Banner?
possibly

14. Do you have any moles?
just a billion freckles

15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?
i've had my saturn for around 2 years now. w00t.

16. Pick one, having an STD or sharing a bed with Michael Jackson?
well, isn't that really more of a package deal?

17. Last time you went to the zoo?
last year for zoocamp i think

18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?
yep, in the bathrooms

19. Closest thing to you that is plaid:
my mind

20. I'm Ron Burgundy?
*insert witty anchorman response* i haven't watched that movie in a while

21. Who is the last person who wrote you a check?
tabitha

22. How many unframed pictures do you have in your house?
that's like asking how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop: the world may never know.

23. Last time you had a date that began with dinner and ended with lunch?
something with kimmy im sure. haha

24. Have you ever applied for a job where the waitresses wear shorty shorts and halters(tank tops)?
shhh...we aren't supposeta talk about it. the first rule of whore club is you do not talk about whore club. aww, damn.

25. How many pairs of underwear do you have?
5 billion

26. Last time you received flowers?
a loooooong time

27. Do you play with your hair?
ya

28. Do you take anything in your coffee?
2 half n halfs and lotsa sugar per your standard waffle house cup of coffee

29. Do you have any marshmallows?
no...sadly

30. Who was your high school's most popular female?
maybe our class prez. i think she was pretty well-liked by the majority

31. Last person you told to fuck off?
spammers on WoW

32. Last time you used mouthwash?
about an hour n a half ago

33 would you like to play the harp?
interesante

34. How many entryways are there into your living room?
6 if you count each sliding door.

35. Last thing you read?
a question mark. haha

36. What was the last pageant you attended?
miss university of alabama pageant not this past year but the year b4...or the he's a lady pageant...not sure.

37. What is the last place you bought pizza from?
pizza hut

38. Ever rode in a limo?
no...sadly

39. What is the last thing you stapled?
my hot sheet and my audit report last night

40. Did you ever drink milk & Pepsi?
no, but i've always been curious. i <3 laverne and shirley.

41. Are your feet ticklish?
yep

42. Last time you saw fireworks?
sploded-new years; not sploded-a couple days ago. there's a bazillion fireworks stands down here don't'cha know.

43. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut?
tuscaloosa

44. Who is the last person that drove you some where?
momma?

45. Last time you parked under a carport?
dunno

46. Do you have a black dog?
ya

47. Do you have any A1 in your fridge?
maybe...

48. Are you a dominating person?
nope

49. Who has the prettiest toes that you know of?
me! haha

50. When is the last time you saw a transvestite?
omgwtfbbq...um...dunno...could be any time any place.

tourists can kiss the fattest part of my ass. family guy reference ftw. hehe. but seriously, they can. so, thursday and friday is the biggest check-in of the year so far. thursday we have around 400 check-ins, which is actually pretty normal. friday we have...*drum roll*...around 800 check-ins...pretty much an assload. this would all be fine and dandy, but out of all that, we have about 7 2 bedrooms condos and 1 6 bedroom house available, last i checked. and, if something goes wrong, like somebody doesn't like their room, we have about 6 rooms set aside to move ppl to. this is gonna great. not. im gonna curl up in the fetal position and cry at some point, im sure. see, day shift should kiss night shifts feet. sure, they spend the day booking assholes like we do, but we also deal with all the problems for check-in. most of them hardly hang around after 3pm (check-in time). and yet, the only blessing we get is an extra 25 cents an hour. most of the day shift treats us like we aren't fit to tread the same ground they walk on. they all have their own desks while we just have to sit at one of theirs, and we work 8 hours just like (some of) them. we so get the short end of the stick. but i guess sleeping in til noon makes up for it...a little. but back to the issue of the moment-friday and saturday are going to suck big hairy blue monkey balls for sure. boo.

my babyhead getted me a card. =) w00t. happy mommy's day to me.




so, here's a funny story...
this couple was driving from new orleans, la, to come vacation w/ us at our property called sugar beach. they called me asking the address if sugar beach so they could put it in their gps. i gave it to them and then informed them that they would check in at our hwy 59 office and gave them that adress. they put sugar beach's address in their gps and the girl said, 'well, it's not on the gps, so sugar beach must not exist.' to which i replied with silence. so then they hang up.
.........two hours later...........
they call back and say they are lost. we ask what road they're on and they say they don't know. we ask them what they're near and they say they passed a super walmart and a naval museum. ......silence...... i say to tabitha and amber (we are all wondering about this now) 'sounds like they're in pensacola' and they agree. we advise them to stop at a gas station and ask where they are. they do and, yes, they are in pensacola. retards. so we send them to bj at the front desk since he used to live there. and then we laughed.
the lesson: don't trust gps. trust the people that live there. duh.



keep li/oving.

-aimee-

Ok, this is supposedly called the Stupid Quiz, though I don't find all on here to be stupid. DON'T include explanations, just keep up with it all, and for anonymity, don't check each off, just list totals. Unless you want to... When you are through, divide by 150, times by 100, and title this "I'm __% Stupid"


Level 1
Smoked A Cigarette
Smoked A Cigar
Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
Drank Alcohol

Done:4
So Far:4

Level 2
Are / Been Loved by Someone
Been Dumped
Shoplifted
Been Fired
Been In A Fist Fight

Done:3
So Far:7

Level 3
Snuck Out Of A Parent's House
Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back
Been Arrested
Made Out With A Stranger
Gone Out On A Blind Date

Done:3
So Far:10

Level 4
Had A Crush On An Older Person
Skipped School, well a class at least..roaming around the school
Fooled Around With A Co-worker
Seen Someone/ Something Die

Done:4
So Far:14

Level 5
Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends.
Been To Paris
Been To Spain
Been on a Plane
Thrown Up From Drinking

Done:2
So Far:16

Level 6
Eaten Sushi
Been Snowboarding
Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
Been Mosh Pitting

Done:2
So Far:18

Level 7
Been In A Mentally Or Physically Abusive Relationship
Taken Pain Killers
Liked Someone Who You Can't Have
Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
Made A Snow Angel

Done:4
So Far:22

Level 8
Had A Tea Party
Flown A Kite
Built A Sand Castle
Gone muddin
Played Dress Up

Done:4
So Far:26

Level 9
Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
Gone Sledding
Cheated While Playing A Game
Been Lonely
Fallen Asleep At Work / School

Done:4
So Far:30

Level 10
Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID
Watched The Sun Set
Felt An Earthquake
Killed A Snake

Done:1
So Far:31

Level 11
Been Tickled
Been Robbed / Vandalized
Misunderstood someone
Been Misunderstood

Done:3
So Far:34

Level 12
Won A Contest
Been Suspended From School
Had Detention
Been in a car/motorcycle accident

Done:3
So Far:37

Level 13
Had / Have Braces
Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
Danced in the moonlight

Done:3
So Far:40

Level 14
Hated The Way You Look
Witnessed A Crime
Pole danced
Questioned Your Heart
Been obsessed with post-it-notes

Done:4
So Far:44

Level 15
Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
Been Lost
Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
Swam In The Ocean
Felt Like You Were Dying

Done:4
So Far:48

Level 16
Cried Yourself To Sleep
Played Cops And Robbers
Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
Sang Karaoke
Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

Done:5
So Far:53

Level 17
Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
Made Prank Phone Calls
Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
Kissed In The Rain

Done:2
So Far:55

Level 18
Written A Letter To Santa Claus
Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe
Watched the sun set with someone you care/cared about
Blown Bubbles
Made A Bonfire On The Beach

Done:2
So Far:57

Level 19
Crashed A Party
Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
Gone Rollerskating / Blading
Had A Wish Come True
Been Humped By A Monkey

Done:4
So Far:61

Level 20
Worn Pearls
Jumped Off A Bridge/Cliff
Screamed "F**k"
Swam With Dolphins

Done:0
So Far:61

Level 22
Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/ Freezer/ Ice Cube
Kissed A Fish
Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
Sat On A Roof Top

Done:4
So Far:65

Level 23
Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
Stayed Up All Night

Done:4
So Far:69

Level 24
Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
Climbed A Tree
Had / Been In A Tree House
Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

Done:3
So Far:72

Level 25
Believe(d) In Ghosts
Have had More Than 30 Pairs Of Shoes At One Time
Gone Streaking
Been to Jail

Done:3
So Far:75

Level 26
Played Chicken
Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On
Been Told You're Beautiful By A Complete Stranger
Broken A Bone
Been Easily Amused

Done:3
So Far:78

Level 27
Caught A Fish Then Ate It (after cooking it)
Caught A Butterfly
Laughed So Hard You Cried
Cried So Hard You threw up

Done:4
So Far:82

Level 28
Mooned / Flashed Someone
Had Someone Moon / Flash You
Cheated On A Test
Forgotten Someone's Name
Slept Naked
French Braided Someones Hair
Gone Skinny Dipping
Been Kicked Out Of Your House

Done:5
So Far:87

Level 29
Rode A Roller Coaster
Went Scuba-Diving / Snorkeling
Had A Cavity
Black-Mailed Someone
Been Black Mailed

Done:3
So Far:90

Level 30
Been Used
Fell Going Up The Stairs
Licked a cat
Bitten Someone
Licked Someone

Done:5
So Far:95

Level 31
Been shot at/or at gunpoint
Had sex in the rain
Flattened someones tires
Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on
Got five dollars or less worth of gas

Done:2
So Far:97

Stupid Level=97
Points Possible=150
Percent Stupid=65 (97/150*100)

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacewhore.

so im back livin in gulf shores now. workin full time at brett/robinson. woo. me, kimmy, chuck r movin in together once we save up some money. babyhead has to go to the doc doc today and get tested for feline leukemia. =S i hope she's ok. that would super-suck. =(
tomorrow is payday and ima go get my new sidekick. woooooooooooooooooooo. im so happy!
chuck interviews at brett/robinson tomorrow to be a reservationist. that's gonna be soooooooooo much fun! im gonna see if i can do a lot of his training. lol. that'll be fun. soooooo much fun. especially cuz we'll both be working the night shift. =D i'll post my new phone number when i get it.

so...
1. im dropping out of school.
2. im moving back to gulf shores this week.
3. im getting a sidekick 3 once i get paid friday.
4. im gonna go back to work at brett/robinson.
5. there ain't no bugs on me. there may be bugs on some of you mugs, but there ain't no bugs on me. =)
6. i am the shiz.

i'll let that soak in a moment................

so yea. woo.

i'll post my new cell number when i get my new phone.

i have a new mailing address. email/call/whatever me to get it. =)

you should all come see me in gulf shores. =) it's a blast.

im hungry...soooooo...yeeeeeaaaaaa.....

a collection of things kimmy and i have written. the lines blur usually on who wrote which lines, so i am creditting both of us. =) enjoy.

*

"Whiskey Night and Slasher Flicks"

Why is this so confusing?
Just when we win, we're losing.
I go on refusing what you say you're feeling.

Why don't we just forget it,
go back to friends and TV addicts,
sing our way through the credits,
waiting for our next big escape.

It's crazy.
I'm goin' crazy.
I wanna just know how you think.
I hope you're crazy,
over me, babe.
I know I'm gonna need a stiff drink
for your big news.

Wny are you inching towards me?
Let's get drunk, see where this night leads.
And when I fall, you're there to catch me,
like all the best friends I never had.

It's crazy.
I'm goin' crazy.
I wanna just know how you think.
I hope you're crazy,
over me, babe.
I know I'm gonna need a stiff drink
for your big news.

I never knew I could hate somebody like-
I never knew I could hate somebody like you.
I never knew I could hate somebody like-
I never knew you could hurt me like you do.

It's crazy.
I'm goin' crazy.
I wanna just know how you think.
I hope you're crazy,
over me, babe.
I know I'm gonna need a stiff drink
for your big news.

*

Is it raining in Seattle?
Does it make you think of the girl
you left at home?
Sleeping in your bed all alone.

*

and if my world came crashing down,
would you have the heart to know it?

*

i chased hope for 7 blocks today
until i tripped on my shoestrings
i don't ever tie them anyway
too much time from when im thinking
i fell into a hurricane
paying attention's just not for me
got spit out into cyberspace
i know that only hope can save me now

but you're gone
and with you went all chance of hanging on
without a glance you went out on your own
now i just sit here waiting by the telephone
expecting hope to call

a raindrop fell and crushed my will
but i am hoping for you still
i wonder if you wonder how it feels
wonder if you missed the greatest deal, now

*

"Sew Up the Broken Dreams"

The languid lips you kissed are now wishing you were here.
These bruises on my arms are all I have left to feel of you.
Forget that I ever asked.
Another broken heart,
another stupid song,
the only thing not present is exactly what went wrong.

I'm sick and tired of being restless and wired,
and days go on for years.
I'm tired and sick of dealing with this,
and wasting all my tears.
I've learned mirrors only tell lies,
because that's all I learned from looking in your eyes.
Dreams weren't made to pass, promise this sparkle will last,
it seems I can't keep myself...
from falling for you.

And now I'm making excuses to look at your smile.
I want you in my arms, but I won't walk that mile.
Anticipating another electric gaze,
contemplating another beautiful mistake,
emotion mixed into a blurry haze,
I guess this is a chance I'll take.

I'm sick and tired of being restless and wired,
and days go on for years.
I'm tired and sick of dealing with this,
and wasting all my tears.
I've learned mirrors only tell lies,
because that's all I learned from looking in your eyes.
Dreams weren't made to pass, promise this sparkle will last,
it seems I can't keep myself...
from falling for you.

Sunshine burns my eyes.
I'm learning the hard way, I hate the daytime.

if you haven't heard yet, after this semester i'll be moving back to gulf shores. woo.

take a look at my girlfriend
she's the only one i got
not much of a girlfriend
i never seem to get a lot

patrick stump's vocals make that track melt.

ahaha. this family guy is hilarious.

poor flaming bunnies...mmmmmmmmmmmm...dinner.

people need to keep their noses in their own business. i swear. you have enough problems bitch. how could you possibly find time to fuck with me? o yea, i forgot, you're so fucking crazy you'll do anything as long as you stand out and get some attention. you don't even realize that you are fucking with the wrong people. and next time, don't brag about what you did to a girl who is very very close to me who has a lot of say in what happens in a certain organization you belong to. you always try to point out faults in me and tell people shit about me, but i still know a lot more on you, but i have enough decendy not to ruin your life. (and enough smarts not to talk shit to the person your talking shit about's best friends-o yea, i can name more than one.) you say the word and i can make your life even more of a living hell than it ever was. you know it and i know it. so keep your nose in your own fucking business from now on.

so...apparently, enough ppl liked borat enough to buy it...and, again, apparently, borat came out on film today....apparently. i swear i sold 30 copies of borat during my 4 hour shift. crazy. i guess i may rent it eventually.

also...in case you didn't know...

THE CADBURY EGG IS HERE!!! =) <3

interview at target today at noon. wish me luck!

ah, i love the p.i.e. guys. too much. haha.
so my allergies have been kickin into high gear lately. big time. so i slept ALL DAY today. it was great. after i order some buffalo phils and watch a little tv, spencer calls and says to get dressed b/c him n graham are coming over and we're gonna go to bad ass. woo. so we go out n get coffee and jimmy johns. then we go back to my dorm to grab a few things and head to the p.i.e. house. i beat them here so i take a shower. woo! clark is still up, so we watch 'wicker man.' it's the third time i've seen it and i STILL hate the ending everytime.
omg. me n graham are watching becker. it's hilarious!
"well as you know, larry works in mysterious ways.'
ahahahhahahahaha. you had to be there i guess.
things have been ok i guess.
there's something...it's good, then it's bad, then it somehow miraculously gets good again. this time i thought it would be over for good and i wasn't gonna make a move or anything, and then the communication channel opens up again, but this time it wasn't me. in a way it's frustrating, in another way it's relieving, in a way it fills me with hope, but through everything, there's a constant nagging saying it's gonna be just like before, but there's an even louder voice telling me to wait it out and maybe try again. i just wish things were simple, black and white, no pun intended. i hate the blurriness.